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I'm cheating. This is something I have posted elsewhere. But I like it and I'm lazy. So there.


Things to feel thankful for when teaching in the (almost) inner city.

10. Having a kid who put paint all over his face sit in the front of the room for 15 minutes and having his mom think you're brilliant for it

9. New dictionaries are like gold and are treated with wonder and respect...until the first dirty word is found and all awe ceases in a fit of giggles

8. Being able to say the word "b****" in a parent teacher conference

7. Less lack of respect for being young because you are the same age as their moms

6. The moment when you realize you don't want that trouble-maker to leave because he is making so much progress.

5. Being there when your kids see their first, and perhaps only, ballet performance.

4. Hugs that squeeze the life out of you because they are the only ones they get

3. Not being the one on recess duty when the curse words are found written in sidewalk chalk by the swingset.

2. Not being the one on recess duty when the used condom is found by the basketball court

1. On your worst day teaching, you are some child's best hope.